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"101 USES FOR A DEAD LAWYER"

"A NEW TOON IN TOWN"

"ATTACK OF THE POLITICAL CARTOONISTS"

"A SPACE ODYSSEY"

"BATTLESTRIP GALACTICA"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2002"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2003"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2004"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2005"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2006"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2007"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009"

"BECY '05" by Charles Brooks

"BECY '11" by Charles Brooks

"BUSHWACK"

"CATCH-O-THE-DAY"

"A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO"

"LAST STAGE WEST"

"OLD SEBASTIAN'S"

"EVERYTHING WAS BETTER BACK WHEN EVERYTHING ..."

"FUTURO-The House Of Tomorrow"

"GAG FACTOR #1"

"GAG FACTOR #2"

"GAG FACTOR #3"

"HOT POTATOES & HAM BONES"

"I'M JUST LIKE CAPT. KIRK BECAUSE..."

"LORD OF THE ZINGS"

"MAIN-STREETS-USA"

"MEN FROM EARTH-GRAPHIC NOVEL"

"MEN FROM EARTH-THE MOVIE CD"

"MORRO BAY FIRE MUSTER"

"OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE"

"P IS FOR PARODY-The A-B-C's of Editorial Cartoons"

"POPCORN SURPRISE"

"RUST & WRINKLES - FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION"

"RUST & WRINKLES"

"THE IDIOT-SAVANT"

"THE OLD DUDE & THE SEA"

"THE ONCE AND FUTURE TOY"

WONDER-BOOKS:

"JIMMY JET / ORIGINS"

"JIMMY JET / THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE"

"JIMMY JET / HIGH FLIGHT"


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"BATTLESTRIP GALACTICA"

For the past decade The Funny Paperz by Joe King has stood in the gap of newspaper journalism; a lone voice in the cartoon wilderness. This year his entire archive of work was erased from the national servers of AAEC in a futile attempt to silence his ongoing statements of faith. Here in hundreds of examples of illustrated counterpoint is his ultimate editorial testimony: "A.D.=Anno Domini - The Cure For The Common Era".

- Introduction by Russ Miller.

- 200 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

UPC 628586232167

ISBN 978-1456424084

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About a young boy whose sense of purpose, self-esteem and faith in the future are born out by the loving support and encouragement of his family and friends.Enjoy them all!

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ISBN 978-0-9822569-8-5

"JIMMY JET/ORIGINS"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A Book About "SHARING"

- Forward by Commander Page Turner!

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"JIMMY JET/AND THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A Book About "LOYALTY"

- Forward by Commander Page Turner!

- FREE FAN CLUB!

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"JIMMY JET/HIGH FLIGHT"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A Book About "FREEDOM"

- Forward by Commander Page Turner!

- FREE FAN CLUB!

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"MAIN-STREETS-USA"

 - This Is Your Home Town -

COMING SOON!

Joe King is the author & artist of this new series of street scenes.
As a youth he criss-crossed the country many times between his parents shallow-rooted
homes, gaining along the way an enduring sense of America
and a deep affection for the humble folks who serve her, especially in small towns.
This then, is our home town: the corner bar, the neighborhood drug store & barber shop,
our favorite diner, hardware and fish markets, the old-timey cinema;
where you work, your kids play- perhaps a chapel where your neighbors pray.
Join me won't you? As I celebrate the everyday places we share - and treasure.
Welcome to Main-Streets-USA...

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"BEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2011"

  by Charles Brooks

The Year in Editorial Cartoons With views from the far left to the far right and almost every position in between, leading editorial cartoonists analyze the political, social, and entertainment events of the past year. As the nation witnessed the dramatic plunge in Barack Obama's approval ratings, held their breath at the floundering economy, and debated the new health care plan, all of the triumphs and tragedies of 2010 were represented in cartoons across the country. These thought-provoking works, whether intended to sway opinion, reflect a purveying mood, or provoke a little laughter, have been deemed the best of the year.

This year's edition features the work of Joe King, courtesy of CREATION/EVOLUTION/SCIENCE/MINISTRIES.

- Edited by Charles Brooks.

- 208 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1589809017


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"A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO" (Available @ Farmer's Kites & Surreys in Morro Bay)

"LAST STAGE WEST" (Available @ Last Stage West in Atascadero Pass)

"OLD SEBASTIAN'S" (Available @ Sebastian's General Store in San Simeon)

Old Sebastian's Mug #1

Surrey Mug #1

Last Stage West Mug #1


"CATCH-O-THE-DAY!"   TOP OF PAGE ^

AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!

The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite.  This is the big one - combining the 4 previous books into one great collection PLUS dozens of all new strips!

- Souvineer Cartoon & Coloring Book

- 90 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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ISBN 978-0-9822569-7-8

ISBN 978-1456388041


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ISBN 978-1456388034

"MORRO BAY FIRE MUSTER"   TOP OF PAGE ^

AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!

The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite.  This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your civic pride at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support our own heroes in hardhats!

- Fundraiser for Morro Bay Fire Muster!

- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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ISBN 978-1456388010

"OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE"   TOP OF PAGE ^

AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!

The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite.  This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your patriotic colors at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support the 4th of July Fireworks Show!

- Fundraiser for the Morro Bay Veterans In Need!

- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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ISBN 978-1456388003

"THE OLD DUDE & THE SEA"   TOP OF PAGE ^

AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!

The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite.  This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your patriotic colors at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support the 4th of July Fireworks Show!

- Fundraiser for the City's New Maritime Museum!

- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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ISBN 978-1456387990

"A NEW TOON IN TOWN"   TOP OF PAGE ^

AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!

The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite.  This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your patriotic colors at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support the 4th of July Fireworks Show!

- Fundraiser for the City's Annual Firework Show!

- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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UPC 628586232334

ISBN 978-1456414368

"FUTURO-House Of Tomorrow"   TOP OF PAGE ^

COMPRISED OF RELICS FOUND IN CYBER-SPACE

Culled from dozens of fan sites dedicated to architect Matti Surronen's 1960's masterpiece: The Futuro, this book catalogs the utopian dream of affordable, efficient and yes, even portable home design from desktop model to museum centerpiece to abandoned eyesore. Altho licensed for production internationally--few were built--and less survive. But if you see one - CALL ME!!!

- PDF file viewable with Adobe Acrobat Reader

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UPC 628586232167

ISBN 978-1456424060

"THE IDIOT-SAVANT" - TRILOGY - #7, #8, #9"

Triple your pleasure - triple your fun! "THE IDIOT-SAVANT (WITHOUT THE "SAVANT" PART)" TRILOGY is the ultimate anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. Combining the BECY'S #7, #8, #9 this 140 page "colossus of cartoons" will either give you a hernia laughing -- or just trying to lift the dang thing.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 140 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009"   TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #9 is the eighth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1456424039

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008"   TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #8 is the seventh anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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"P IS FOR PARODY-The A-B-C's of Editorial Cartoons"   TOP OF PAGE ^

THE CHARLES M. SCHULZ MUSEUM EDITION

In our litigious culture of paparazzi, choreographed press conferences and staged photo ops there are only two bastions of free speech that survive; Celebrity & Parody. Celebrities are rewarded for childish behavior. Cartoonists are burned in effigy for theirs. Since I am not the former I take liberty with the later -- and practice new pen names...

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 68 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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"EVERYTHING WAS BETTER...

 BACK WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WORSE"   TOP OF PAGE ^

 - Retro-Tech of The Space Age -

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C'mon - admit it. Everything WAS better back when everything was worse! Which would you rather have? - A dinky i-pod you can listen to unlimited virtual downloads to in solitary autistic bliss? Or a 1962 Rock-O-La Empress jukebox loaded with 100 neon bathed vintage vinyls? The list goes on and on -- and so does this book. Welcome to my official rant of middle-age! Now if I could only get this out to you on 8-track...

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"HOT POTATOES & HAM BONES - TRILOGY - 2005/2006/2007"   TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!

Triple your pleasure - triple your fun! The "HOT POTATOES & HAM BONES" TRILOGY is the ultimate anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. Combining the "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEARS - 2005/2006/2007" this 368 page "colossus of cartoons" will either give you a hernia laughing -- or just trying to lift the dang thing.

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2007"   TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #6 is the sixth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2007" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1456398385

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2006"   TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #5 is the fifth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2006" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds on the following topics: War & Peace - Fighting City Hall - Crime & Punishment - Entertainment News - The Homeless - Local Views - The Middle East - National Headlines - Property Rights - Holidays - Memorials & Tributes - Domestic Spying.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2005"   TOP OF PAGE ^

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #4 is the fourth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2005" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds: War & Peace - Fighting City Hall - Crime & Punishment - Entertainment News - The Homeless - Local Views - The Middle East - National Headlines - Property Rights - Holidays - Memorials & Tributes - Social Security.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1456388133

"BUSHWACK"   TOP OF PAGE ^

"The Cartoon Impeachment Of George W. Bush" -- 160 pages of pen & ink incriminations against "the worst president ever" by Pulitzer Prize nominated Editorial Cartoonist, Joe King.

"Gitmo, here I come!"

- Introduction by Eric Blumrich (www.bushflash.com)

- 160 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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"BEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2005"

  by Charles Brooks   TOP OF PAGE ^

A good overall look at the history of the previous year through the eyes of some of the most brilliant cartoonists in the country. If you are at all politically minded, or appreciate the humor of political cartoonists, this book is for you.

Over 400 editorial cartoons by more than 180 editorial cartoonists represent a variety of viewpoints on the ever-expansive global war on terrorism; the dramatically contested presidential campaign; the goals, successes, and failures of the Bush administration; and other domestic and international crises and achievements.

This year's edition features the work of Joe King, courtesy of the Santa Monica Daily Press.

- Edited by Charles Brooks.

- 208 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1589802841


"ATTACK OF THE POLITICAL CARTOONISTS"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A hugely important release any year, but a timely one this election year! With laser-like insight and rapier-sharp wit, the political cartoonist is alive and kicking in the 21st Century. Here 150 members of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists, whose work has appeared in every major newspaper in North America and beyond, join in this celebration of the art form. The cartoonists collected here have won hundreds of journalism awards, including a dozen Pulitzer Prizes. More importantly, they do not suffer fools lightly - in politics, religion or culture - and are always the first to step forward to shout "The Emperor has no clothes!"

- Introduction by Arizona Senator Russ Feingold.

- 160 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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"LORD OF THE ZINGS - TRILOGY - 2002/2003/2004"   TOP OF PAGE ^

Triple your pleasure - triple your fun! The "LORD OF THE ZINGS" TRILOGY is the ultimate anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. Combining the "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEARS - 2002/2003/2004" this 368 page "colossus of cartoons" will either give you a hernia laughing -- or just trying to lift the dang thing.

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2004"   TOP OF PAGE ^

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #3 is the third anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2004" is a 150 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds on the following topics: War & Peace - Fighting City Hall - Crime & Punishment - Entertainment News - The Homeless - Local Views - The Middle East - National Headlines - Property Rights - Holidays - Memorials & Tributes - The Great Race.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 120 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1456382834

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2003"   TOP OF PAGE ^

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #2 is the second anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2003" is a 150 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds on the following topics: War & Peace - Fighting City Hall - Crime & Punishment - Entertainment News - The Homeless - Local Views - The Middle East - National Headlines - Property Rights - Holidays - Memorials & Tributes - The Sky is Falling (Space Shuttle Columbia Tributes.)

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 144 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2002"   TOP OF PAGE ^

Joe King puts a hammer lock on history with over 300 illustrations taken from his daily op/ed for the Santa Monica Daily Press. Sometimes brutal, sometimes elegant, always on target -- Joe is a pen & ink pit bull who tends to chew through his leash on a daily basis. "Restraint" is not his forte'. Better to say he always "Draws the right thing."

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 120 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1456382865

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"POPCORN SURPRISE"   TOP OF PAGE ^

TV - MOVIES - CELEBRITIES
Hollywood. Holly-weird. Tinsel Town. La-la-land. Yup, I was born here. Over on June Street, off of Melrose, just across from Paramount Pictures. My grandfather actually worked on the lot as a blacksmith for the prop dept. My own path led me back briefly a few years ago when one of my graphic novels was optioned for a live-action picture. Even had my name on a building directory. Don't be too impressed. As soon as the financing unraveled Security gave me the "bum's rush" and posted a mug shot of me at the gates in case I ever darkened their doorstep again.
But just like the lyrics to Jim Croce's "Don't Mess Around With Jim", you really shouldn't "tug on Superman's cape, spit into the wind" or P.O. someone who can draw stupid pictures of you.
Revenge is sweet. Enjoy!

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- 140 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

ISBN 978-0-9822569-3-0  

ISBN 978-1456388102 

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"I'M JUST LIKE CAPT. KIRK BECAUSE..."   TOP OF PAGE ^

"Oh Captain! My Captain!" Forgive this gentle mutiny. You will always be The Big Giant Head to me... Actually this irreverent salute is to "The Big Giant Head" in all of us. If you ever had a thing for swivel chairs, a problem with authority figures, or if all your shortcuts end up on the wrong side of the universe -- this book is for you.

- Official Disclaimer by William Shatner!

- 48 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x5"

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"101 USES FOR A DEAD LAWYER"   TOP OF PAGE ^

My writer backed out on this one-doesn't want the credit.."liability"..but I still have a note from my doctor. It's not my fault. No jury would convict me. This is Los Angeles after all...WARNING! You must show proof of a sense of humor before reading this book.

- Introduction by Joe King

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"RUST & WRINKLES-Growing Old Together-Vol. 1"   TOP OF PAGE ^

  ***FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION***

"People changed. People left. The car was always there, and if it did go away-it always took me with it..." Now you can read the rest of the story! Exactly who was that woman on the side of the road? Find out what really happens when you pick up a hitchhiker from Heaven...

- Introduction by MARVEL-ous Stan Lee!

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