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	"101 USES FOR A DEAD LAWYER"
	"A NEW TOON IN TOWN"
	"ATTACK OF THE POLITICAL CARTOONISTS"
	"A SPACE ODYSSEY"
	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2002"
	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2003"
	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2004"
	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2005"
	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2006"
	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2007"

	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008"

	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009"

	"BECY '05" by Charles Brooks
	"BUSHWACK"
	"EVERYTHING WAS BETTER BACK WHEN EVERYTHING ..."
	"CATCH-O-THE-DAY"

	"FUTURO-The House Of Tomorrow"
	"GAG FACTOR #1"
	"HOT POTATOES & HAM BONES"
	"I'M JUST LIKE CAPT. KIRK BECAUSE..."
	"JIMMY JET #1 - ORIGINS"
	"LORD OF THE ZINGS"
	"MEN FROM EARTH-GRAPHIC NOVEL"
	"MEN FROM EARTH-THE MOVIE CD"
	"MORRO BAY FIRE MUSTER"
	"OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE"
	"P IS FOR PARODY-The A-B-C's of Editorial Cartoons"
	"POPCORN SURPRISE"
	"RUST & WRINKLES - FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION"
	"RUST & WRINKLES"
	"THE OLD DUDE & THE SEA"
	"THE ONCE AND FUTURE TOY"


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	THESE ARE THE FAMOUS BOOKS...

	About a young boy whose sense of purpose, self-esteem and faith in the future are born out by the loving support and encouragement of his family and friends.Enjoy them all!

	ISBN 978-0-9822569-8-5

	"JIMMY JET/ORIGINS" TOP OF PAGE ^

	A Book About "SHARING"
		- Forward by Commander Page Turner!

		- FREE FAN CLUB!

		- Online lesson plans for the classroom!

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	ISBN 978-0-9822569-7-8


	"CATCH-O-THE-DAY!" TOP OF PAGE ^

		AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!


	The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite. This is the big one - combining the 4 previous books into one great collection PLUS dozens of all new strips!


	- Souvineer Cartoon & Coloring Book


	- 90 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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	"MORRO BAY FIRE MUSTER" TOP OF PAGE ^

		AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!


	The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite. This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your civic pride at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support our own heroes in hardhats!


	- Fundraiser for Morro Bay Fire Muster!


	- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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	"OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE" TOP OF PAGE ^

		AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!


	The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite. This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your patriotic colors at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support the 4th of July Fireworks Show!


	- Fundraiser for the Morro Bay Veterans In Need!


	- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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	"THE OLD DUDE & THE SEA" TOP OF PAGE ^

		AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!


	The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite. This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your patriotic colors at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support the 4th of July Fireworks Show!


	- Fundraiser for the City's New Maritime Museum!


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	"A NEW TOON IN TOWN" TOP OF PAGE ^

		AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!


	The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite. This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your patriotic colors at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support the 4th of July Fireworks Show!


	- Fundraiser for the City's Annual Firework Show!


	- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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	"FUTURO-House Of Tomorrow" TOP OF PAGE ^

		COMPRISED OF RELICS FOUND IN CYBER-SPACE


	Culled from dozens of fan sites dedicated to architect Matti Surronen's 1960's masterpiece: The Futuro, this book catalogs the utopian dream of affordable, efficient and yes, even portable home design from desktop model to museum centerpiece to abandoned eyesore. Altho licensed for production internationally--few were built--and less survive. But if you see one - CALL ME!!!


	- PDF file viewable with Adobe Acrobat Reader

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	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009" TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!


	More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #9 is the eighth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.


	- Introduction by Joe King.


	- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008" TOP OF PAGE ^

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More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #8 is the seventh anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.

	- Introduction by Joe King.


	- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"



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	ISBN 978-0-9822569-6-1


	"P IS FOR PARODY-The A-B-C's of Editorial Cartoons" TOP OF PAGE ^


	NEW!


In our litigious culture of paparazzi, choreographed press conferences and staged photo ops there are only two bastions of free speech that survive; Celebrity & Parody. Celebrities are rewarded for childish behavior. Cartoonists are burned in effigy for theirs. Since I am not the former I take liberty with the later -- and practice new pen names...


	- Introduction by Joe King.


	- 68 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"



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"EVERYTHING WAS BETTER...

BACK WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WORSE" TOP OF PAGE ^

- Retro-Tech of The Space Age -

COMING SOON!

C'mon - admit it. Everything WAS better back when everything was worse! Which would you rather have? - A dinky i-pod you can listen to unlimited virtual downloads to in solitary autistic bliss? Or a 1962 Rock-O-La Empress jukebox loaded with 100 neon bathed vintage vinyls? The list goes on and on -- and so does this book. Welcome to my official rant of middle-age! Now if I could only get this out to you on 8-track...

- Details to come

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"HOT POTATOES & HAM BONES - TRILOGY - 2005/2006/2007" TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!

Triple your pleasure - triple your fun! The "HOT POTATOES & HAM BONES" TRILOGY is the ultimate anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. Combining the "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEARS - 2005/2006/2007" this 368 page "colossus of cartoons" will either give you a hernia laughing -- or just trying to lift the dang thing.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 368 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2007" TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!


More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #6 is the sixth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2007" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.


	- Introduction by Joe King.


	- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"



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	"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2006" TOP OF PAGE ^

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More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #5 is the fifth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2006" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds on the following topics: War & Peace - Fighting City Hall - Crime & Punishment - Entertainment News - The Homeless - Local Views - The Middle East - National Headlines - Property Rights - Holidays - Memorials & Tributes - Domestic Spying.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

SOFTCOVER: $15 + $4 S&H / ORDER NOW!

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