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"101 USES FOR A DEAD LAWYER"

"FUTURO-The House Of Tomorrow"

"101 USES FOR OBAMA'S BIG EARS"

"GAG FACTOR #1"

"A NEW TOON IN TOWN"

"GAG FACTOR #2"

"ANNO DOMINI - A  MONTH OF SUNDAYS"

"GAG FACTOR #3"

"ATTACK OF THE POLITICAL CARTOONISTS"

"HOT POTATOES & HAM BONES"

"A SPACE ODYSSEY"

"I'M JUST LIKE CAPT. KIRK BECAUSE..."

"BATTLESTRIP GALACTICA"

"LORD OF THE ZINGS"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2002"

"MAIN-STREETS-USA"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2003"

"MEN FROM EARTH-GRAPHIC NOVEL"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2004"

"MEN FROM EARTH-THE MOVIE CD"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2005"

"MORRO BAY FIRE MUSTER"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2006"

"OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2007"

"P IS FOR PARODY-The A-B-C's of Editorial Cartoons"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008"

"POPCORN SURPRISE"

"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009"

"RUST & WRINKLES - FIFTEENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION"

"RUST & WRINKLES"

"BECY '05" by Charles Brooks

"THE IDIOT-SAVANT"

"BECY '11" by Charles Brooks

"BUSHWACK"

"THE OLD DUDE & THE SEA"

"CATCH-O-THE-DAY"

"THE ONCE AND FUTURE TOY"

"A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO"

WONDER-BOOKS:

"LAST STAGE WEST"

"JIMMY JET / ORIGINS"

"OLD SEBASTIAN'S"

"JIMMY JET / THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE"

"EVERYTHING WAS BETTER BACK WHEN EVERYTHING ..."

"JIMMY JET / HIGH FLIGHT"

"ANNO DOMINI - A MONTH OF SUNDAYS"

The complete, full-color collection of the nationally awarded Christian Editorial series on Creationism vs. Darwinism based on the teachings of Russ Miller & CreationMinistries.org

-Introduction y Russ Miller

-72pp, full-color, paperback, perfect bound

ISBN 978-1461114116

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"BATTLESTRIP GALACTICA"

For the past decade The Funny Paperz by Joe King has stood in the gap of newspaper journalism; a lone voice in the cartoon wilderness. This year his entire archive of work was erased from the national servers of AAEC in a futile attempt to silence his ongoing statements of faith. Here in hundreds of examples of illustrated counterpoint is his ultimate editorial testimony: "A.D.=Anno Domini - The Cure For The Common Era".

- Introduction by Russ Miller.

- 500 pg, Full-Color e-Book on CD

UPC 628586232167

ISBN 978-1456424084

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"JIMMY JET/ORIGINS"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A Book About "SHARING"

- Forward by Commander Page Turner!

- FREE FAN CLUB!

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About a young boy whose sense of purpose, self-esteem and faith in the future are born out by the loving support and encouragement of his family and friends.Enjoy them all!

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"JIMMY JET/AND THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A Book About "LOYALTY"

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"JIMMY JET/HIGH FLIGHT"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A Book About "FREEDOM"

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"MAIN-STREETS-USA"

 - This Is Your Home Town -

COMING SOON!

Joe King is the author & artist of this new series of street scenes.
As a youth he criss-crossed the country many times between his parents shallow-rooted
homes, gaining along the way an enduring sense of America
and a deep affection for the humble folks who serve her, especially in small towns.
This then, is our home town: the corner bar, the neighborhood drug store & barber shop,
our favorite diner, hardware and fish markets, the old-timey cinema;
where you work, your kids play- perhaps a chapel where your neighbors pray.
Join me won't you? As I celebrate the everyday places we share - and treasure.
Welcome to Main-Streets-USA...

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978-1456463618

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978-1456463618

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"BEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2011"

  by Charles Brooks

The Year in Editorial Cartoons With views from the far left to the far right and almost every position in between, leading editorial cartoonists analyze the political, social, and entertainment events of the past year. As the nation witnessed the dramatic plunge in Barack Obama's approval ratings, held their breath at the floundering economy, and debated the new health care plan, all of the triumphs and tragedies of 2010 were represented in cartoons across the country. These thought-provoking works, whether intended to sway opinion, reflect a purveying mood, or provoke a little laughter, have been deemed the best of the year.

This year's edition features the work of Joe King, courtesy of CREATION/EVOLUTION/SCIENCE/MINISTRIES.

- Edited by Charles Brooks.

- 208 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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"A BICYCLE BUILT FOR TWO" (Available @ Farmer's Kites & Surreys in Morro Bay)

"LAST STAGE WEST" (Available @ Last Stage West in Atascadero Pass)

"OLD SEBASTIAN'S" (Available @ Sebastian's General Store in San Simeon)

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"CATCH-O-THE-DAY!"   TOP OF PAGE ^

AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!

The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite.  This is the big one - combining the 4 previous books into one great collection PLUS dozens of all new strips!

- Souvineer Cartoon & Coloring Book

- 90 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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ISBN 978-1456388041

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"MORRO BAY FIRE MUSTER"   TOP OF PAGE ^

AS SEEN IN THE BAY NEWS & THE CAYUCOS BREEZE!

The Pulitzer Prize nominated strip, the FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King comes home in this affectionate and upbeat neighborhood favorite.  This is your chance to see 6 months worth of the weekly feature AND show your civic pride at the same time -- Proceeds from this semi-annual collection to help support our own heroes in hardhats!

- Fundraiser for Morro Bay Fire Muster!

- 62 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, coil bind, 9.25.5"x7.5"

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ISBN 978-1456388034

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009"   TOP OF PAGE ^

COMING SOON!

More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #9 is the eighth anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2009" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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ISBN 978-1456424039

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"BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008"   TOP OF PAGE ^

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More controversy for your coffee table! FUNNY PAPERZ #8 is the seventh anniversary collection of illustrated political savvy and satire by Pulitzer Prize Nominee author and artist Joe King. "BESTEST EDITORIAL CARTOONS OF THE YEAR-2008" is a 100 page "battle-royal of brew-ha-ha" in twelve rounds.

- Introduction by Joe King.

- 100 pg, B/W, 20# bond, 4 color card stock cover, perfect bind, 8.5"x11"

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