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"A.D. = Anno Domini"

"CHRISTMAS BOAT PARADE"

"CLASSIC CAR SHOW"

"EVERYTHING WAS BETTER BACK WHEN..."

"FUNNY PAPERZ"

"IF YOUR PARENTS REALLY LOVED YOU..."

"THERE'D BE REAL LIVE PONIES AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY."

"YOU WOULD HAVE A REAL BIKE. STINGRAY THAT IS."

"YOUR VIDEO GAMES WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS."

"YOU WOULD HAVE A REAL PAIR OF SHOES."

"YOU WOULD HAVE A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE."

"IPODS"

"LETTER FROM HOME"

"JAMES DEAN"

"MERMAID DANCE"

"PANAPETS"

"ROBBY THE ROBOT"

"ROUTE {66} SIXTY-SIX"

"THE LOST WORLD"

"LONE RANGER ROCK"

"SANTA CLAISE LANE"

"RANDY'S DONUTS"

"TAIL O' THE PUP"

"SAGUARO SERIES"

"UNCLE SAM"

"VALEN-TOONS"


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UPC 628586232587

"LETTER FROM HOME"   TOP OF PAGE ^

THE END OF MILITARY ACTION IN IRAQ!

For more than  7 years I have re-issued this image on Veteran's Day as my

personal prayer for the safe return of our nation's sons and daughters from Iraq.

On September 1, 2010 President Obama's announcement gives me hope at last.

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"PANASONIC PANAPETS"   TOP OF PAGE ^

THE RETRO-VILLE SERIES

Everything was better back when everything was worse!

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"APPLE IPODS"   TOP OF PAGE ^

THE RETRO-VILLE SERIES

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"MERMAID DANCE"   TOP OF PAGE ^

THE LOVE BIRD SERIES

They that go down to the sea in ships...

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"CHRISTMAS BOAT PARADE"   TOP OF PAGE ^

"IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!"

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, it's Christmas everyday!

Let your holiday memories take flight!

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"CLASSIC CAR SHOW"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A multimedia masterpiece for motor heads! Nine individual vignettes in pastel, pencil, watercolor, acrylic and oils make up the lettering S-E-A-L- B-E-A-C-H from close-up studies in classic car trim, badges, bezels, shifters and hood ornaments, all draped against the deep lustre of a yellow hot rod fender -- palm trees caught in the refelction! "12th Annual Charity Car Show" script in custom chrome logo.

- Full color small poster, 16" x 20"

  Don't forget the book!

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"EVERYTHING WAS BETTER   TOP OF PAGE ^

  BACK WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WORSE"

THE RETRO-TECH OF THE SPACE AGE

If I could only get this out to you on 8-track...

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"FUNNY PAPERZ by Joe King"   TOP OF PAGE ^

A family portrait. Make that a trophy room! Thirty years worth of classic character clients, all ghosted by Joe King during various asignments. How many can you spot? Hey- Joe's somewhere in the mix too!

- Full color large poster, 23" x 35"

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MORE fun from FUNNY PAPERZ...


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UPC 628586232181

"IF YOUR PARENTS REALLY LOVED YOU..."   TOP OF PAGE ^

"THERE WOULD BE REAL LIVE PONIES AT YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY."

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, it's never too late to have a happy childhood!

Why not start with this true-to-life fairytale from our our backyard?

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"IF YOUR PARENTS REALLY LOVED YOU..."   TOP OF PAGE ^

"YOU WOULD HAVE A REAL BIKE. STINGRAY THAT IS."

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, it's never too late to have a happy childhood!

Why not start with this true-to-life fairytale from our our backyard?

- Full color FINE ART PRINT, 8" x 10" Mat

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"IF YOUR PARENTS REALLY LOVED YOU..."   TOP OF PAGE ^

"YOUR VIDEO GAMES WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS."

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, it's never too late to have a happy childhood!

Why not start with this true-to-life fairytale from our our backyard?

- Full color FINE ART PRINT, 8" x 10" Mat

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"IF YOUR PARENTS REALLY LOVED YOU..."   TOP OF PAGE ^

"YOU WOULD HAVE A REAL PAIR OF SHOES."

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, it's never too late to have a happy childhood!

Why not start with this true-to-life fairytale from our our backyard?

- Full color FINE ART PRINT, 8" x 10" Mat

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"IF YOUR PARENTS REALLY LOVED YOU..."   TOP OF PAGE ^

"YOU WOULD HAVE A BARBIE DREAM HOUSE."

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, it's never too late to have a happy childhood!

Why not start with this true-to-life fairytale from our our backyard?

- Full color FINE ART PRINT, 8" x 10" Mat

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"ROBBY THE ROBOT"   TOP OF PAGE ^

FORBIDDEN COMPUTER

If you do not speak DOS, he is programmed with other export filters!

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"JAMES DEAN"   TOP OF PAGE ^

REBEL WITHOUT A CLUE

Joe & Angela were "just a couple of crazy mixed up kids"!

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"ROUTE {66} SIXTY-SIX"   TOP OF PAGE ^

"THE LOST WORLD"

UPC 628586232303

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, the Mother Road still beckons!

Why not ride shotgun with us on this cross-country joy ride?

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"ROUTE {66} SIXTY-SIX"   TOP OF PAGE ^

"LONE RANGER ROCK"

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, the Mother Road still beckons!

Why not ride shotgun with us on this cross-country joy ride?

- Full color FINE ART PRINT, 8.5" x 14"

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"ROUTE {66} SIXTY-SIX"   TOP OF PAGE ^

"SANTA CLAUSE LANE"

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, the Mother Road still beckons!

Why not ride shotgun with us on this cross-country joy ride?

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"ROUTE {66} SIXTY-SIX"   TOP OF PAGE ^

"RANDY'S DONUTS"

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, the Mother Road still beckons!

Why not ride shotgun with us on this cross-country joy ride?

- Full color FINE ART PRINT, 8.5" x 14"

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"ROUTE {66} SIXTY-SIX"   TOP OF PAGE ^

"TAIL O' THE PUP"

Here at The Funny Paperz by Joe King, the Mother Road still beckons!

Why not ride shotgun with us on this cross-country joy ride?

- Full color FINE ART PRINT, 8.5" x 14"

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"UNCLE SAM"   TOP OF PAGE ^

BENEFIT FOR MORRO BAY VETERANS IN NEED

Star-spangled recruiting poster for our own local Veterans!

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MORE ABOUT CARTOONIST JOE KING

Prescott, Arizona's own 'Cartoon Laureate & One-Man Comi-Con' most recently served as Artist-In-Residence at the Charles M. Schulz Museum.
That Joe Guy is currently in production of
several self-syndicated comic strips distributed world-wide under the banner of his publishing forge: www.FUNNYPAPERZ.com; a whimsical fusion of fine art, popular culture and humorous illustrations.
Joe King, a native Son of the Golden West - born in the shadow of The Lone Ranger Rock - is making the world a funnier place one cartoon at a time.
Explore more of his creative universe at
www.TOON-GUY.com
Download a complete catalog of his published works:
http://www.funnypaperz.com/Books_by_Joe_King.zip